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Other Chicago 2013 News.
« on: January 09, 2013, 09:53:57 PM »


This thread is dedicated to the abject mess that is Chicago and the amazing amount of human debris which permeates the city and how the rights of normal, everyday citizens of all races, creeds and colors are subjected to their city's government crossing the line into Socialist rule.

All reported homicides and shootings, etc., will continue to be covered in the 'Chicago 2013' postings which will (hopefully) continue to be updated daily.



We'll start this new section off with two items, the lead of which is an arrest on the south side of Chicago, it's the baddest part of town and if you go down there, you better just beware of a cat named Frank Johnson, because he has "a stockpile of ammo".


You see, it's like this......... In Chicago, a stockpile of ammo is......... Well......... It's.........


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A South Shore man facing eviction pointed a gun at his landlord, and authorities found nearly 400 rounds of ammunition and an assault rifle he was not authorized to have, police said today.


The arrest happened Tuesday when the landlord went to talk to the tenant about the man’s eviction from his home in the 2000 block of East 72nd Street about 7:15 p.m., said police News Affairs Officer John Mirabelli.

But when 54-year-old Frank Johnson pointed a gun at him, the landlord called police who found an AK-47 and a” stockpile” of ammunition, said Mirabelli.



“Inside, officers found nearly 400 rounds of ammunition for the rifle, extended magazines with ammunition and 36 rounds for a .357,’’ Mirabelli said.  What he didn’t have was a valid firearm owner's identification card, said Mirabelli, who added that it had been revoked.

Johnson was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, unlawful use of a weapon for possessing the AK-47, and possession of ammunition without a FOID card, Mirabelli said.  According to the state statute under which Johnson was charged, the weapon is considered a "machine gun,'' which is defined as "any weapon which shoots, is designed to shoot, or can be readily restored to shoot, automatically more than one shot without manually reloading..."

According to police, he was charged because he violated the part of the statute which prohibits possessing that type of weapon.  Johnson was expected to appear in court today but information about the hearing was not immediately available.



400 rounds  is a stockpile ?

I can go through 400 rounds at the range just warming up, getting sighted, zeroed and relaxed enough to set some targeting goals for a lazy afternoon.


And........ a "machine gun" ?

Puuuuuh- leeeeeze.






And then we have Mr. G. Haad on a happy-go-lucky bus excursion.

Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I......... Oh....... Wait.................

Not G. Haad...... Jihad.



Say howdy to Mr. Sh*t-Eatin'-Grin hisself, Caleb Russell of South Woodlawn Avenue:

Booking photo courtesy of The Cook County Sheriff's Office and The Chicago Tribune.


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A judge set bail at $90,000 Tuesday for Caleb Russell, 23, of the 4700 block of South Woodlawn Avenue, who was charged with making a bomb threat, a felony, according to the Cook County sheriff’s office and police.


Several passengers told police that Russell made derogatory and racial remarks and threatened to “blow this (expletive) up,’’ the report said.  Russell also began yelling racial slurs at responding officers and said he was “jihad against the white devil,’’ the report said.




SNL's Garrett Morris- Gonna Get Me a Shotgun



Sho' 'nuff, mofo.




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Re: Other Chicago 2013 News.
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2013, 10:21:13 PM »

They say:
Stockpile...assault rifle...AK-47...extended magazine...36 rounds of .357 MAGNUM...


I hear:
No, he had a half case of ammo (stock pile).  He also had a MAK-90 with factory standard magazine (assault rifle, AK-47, extended magazine), both of which were legal to buy in any gun shop there until I think 1990 or so, and he only has half the mags it came with.  And finally, a partial box of handgun rounds (36 rounds of .357 MAGNUM ammunition).

They hear:
The ticking time bomb had an arsenal with Assault Rifle Magnum Machineguns with crates of armor piercing cop killer bullets.

Zat bout right?
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Re: Other Chicago 2013 News.
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2013, 05:39:46 AM »


Say howdy to Mr. Wallace Bradley.



Among other positions held throughout his life, Mr. Bradley was once officially seated in a court of law as an "Urban Translator".

Mr. Bradley is now petitioning his government for something.



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Former gang enforcer-turned-“urban translator” Wallace “Gator” Bradley showed up at City Hall Thursday to ask a bold but important question about his desire to own a handgun in Chicago:  Can a felon who has since been pardoned get a firearm owners permit from the city ?


Um, Mr. Bradley, sir, you were only pardoned for one conviction.



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“I’m gonna try to get one of those cards and I’m gonna be [exercising] my Second Amendment rights,” Bradley told the City’s Council’s Public Safety Committee.  Saying he wants the handgun for his “own protection,” Bradley added, “I’m trying to remain a law-abiding citizen. And I want all my rights as a law-abiding citizen.”


Um, Mr. Bradley, sir, you forfeited your 2nd Amendment and other rights on your first of several convictions.



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Committee Chairman Jim Balcer (11th) told Bradley he didn’t know the answer about pardoned felons but he vowed to get one from the city’s Law Department.


Um, Mr. Balcer, sir, if you don't know convicted felons have, by law, forfeit their 2nd Amendment and other rights, then you have no business being in any public office.



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Bradley was once a confidant of convicted murderer and gang kingpin Larry Hoover. He has since become a political gadfly and go-between.  In a strange twist during police torture victim Aaron Patterson’s civil case, a judge allowed Bradley to sit in court with Patterson’s attorney as an “urban translator” to control the volatile defendant.




The following video presentation depicts the job of an Urban Translator:


Ebonics Translator 2.0






I think we need a betting pool......... If applied for on the same day at the same time, how far in advance of a randomly-selected life-long law-abiding Chicago resident submitting an application for a State Of Illinois FOID and City Of Chicago permit does Mr. Bradley receive his own newly-minted and approved State Of Illinois FOID and City Of Chicago permit ?

The process can take several months from initial application to final approval and receipt of the required permits.

My guess is Mr. Bradley receives his fully approved firearms permits thirty days before our average law-abiding citizen.




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Re: Other Chicago 2013 News.
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2013, 08:41:33 AM »

Urban Translator. 
I...
Well...
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Re: Other Chicago 2013 News.
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2013, 12:45:50 PM »

'Pardon me, I speak jive.  He wants the fish and he wants the chicken.'
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2013, 01:51:34 PM »

"Cut me some slack Jack."
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Re: Other Chicago 2013 News.
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2013, 07:14:38 PM »


Urban Translator Part Deux:

The Making of Jive Talk from Airplane!
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Re: Other Chicago 2013 News.
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2013, 10:11:27 PM »

Follow the yellow brick plastic road (and the money)...... Follow the yellow brick plastic road (and the money).............


Chicago O'Hare Airport Toilet (FUNNY)
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The motorized “hygienic seats” that a controversial new janitorial contractor installed recently at O’Hare Airport are not very hygienic after all:  As the plastic wrapping rotates over seats, it drags up liquid from the rim of toilet bowls and leaves drops of that liquid atop seats on the clear plastic film that’s supposed to be clean.

The new plastic-wrapped toilet seats are being installed throughout the airport by United Maintenance Co. Inc., the contractor that began work last month under a five-year, $99.4 million deal with Mayor Rahm Emanuel’s administration.




This whole thing would be almost sorta kinda maybe somewhat a little bit funny, except the abject corruption involved is standard Chicago and big-city madness.

From the same article linked above:


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In a statement Monday, an Aviation Department spokeswoman said, “We are aware of no airport customer complaints about the toilet seat issue you mention.”

Emanuel also defended the deal with United recently after five aldermen called on the city’s inspector general to investigate it. The aldermen said they were responding to a Sun-Times report that United Maintenance CEO Richard Simon sold 50 percent of the janitorial company in 2011 but did not disclose the transaction until a year later — after winning the O’Hare contract.




Looks like the.........


airplane clip.mp4






Oh yeah, almost forgot:   "......drops of that liquid......"


Bear Whiz Beer


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Re: Other Chicago 2013 News.
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2013, 12:10:12 PM »

I NEVER sit on toilet seats other than at my own house. I always put paper down, double layer, even on those "motorized seats." I never knew if they really spewed out clean plastic or just kept spinning around. I also carry a purse-size pack of sanitary wipes with me at all times.
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« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2013, 12:56:44 PM »

I've never seen one of these toilets.  I wonder if their system could be adapted to a motorized target paper system that lets you shoot a group, advance it to a clean section and shoot another, repeat, etc, and so on. 
Sorry.  Just the way my mind works.

I never use public toilets.  Even if on vacation, I hold it for a week.

What is kinda funny here is that United and American both vie to be known as Chicago's hometown airline.  They spend a ton of money in Chicago politics stabbing each other in the back or getting Chicago politicians to do the stabbing for them, in order to be known as Chicago's favorite. 
I can't believe nobody saw a problem, and I wouldn't doubt it a bit if American knew about this problem and worked some deal for the supplier to make United an offer they couldn't refuse.  All the while, people involved in Chicago and O'Hare decision making probably knew about it too.
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« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2013, 05:22:39 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2013, 11:47:40 AM »

Kenny,

J'acuse. This gave me a nightmare last night. I dreamed I had to go pee at the airport and went to the John where there were about 100 toilets with these new seats. Only problem was on every one of them the plastic kept rotating and rotating around and there was no way to stop them. LOL.
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« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2013, 12:55:11 PM »

Kenny,

J'acuse. This gave me a nightmare last night. I dreamed I had to go pee at the airport and went to the John where there were about 100 toilets with these new seats. Only problem was on every one of them the plastic kept rotating and rotating around and there was no way to stop them. LOL.


Heh...... Even your dreams are starting to think 'big picture'.

 :cool:


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« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2013, 03:48:08 PM »

Every time I read this thread I roll the wheel mouse down and see that freak with the huge grin and almost shoot my monitor.  Som-bitch has startled me about 8 times.  STOP IT....
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« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2013, 04:51:08 PM »

So this thread is a good shoot/don't shoot training video?!
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