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Author Topic: New York City, skyscrapers 'n everything (including nose-pickin' masturbators).  (Read 125 times)

Kenny Solomon

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N.Y.P.D. has issued a B.O.L.O. alert for an interplanetary-lookin' booger-pullin' monkey-spanker.




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Nose-Picking Masturbator Terrorizes NYC Subway Riders

New York, NY - NBC News4, NY City - 26 October 2017  ---  Authorities say a 32-year-old man riding a southbound A train at 14th Street Oct. 11 reported seeing the suspect masturbating on the train.  Less than two weeks earlier, a 34-year-old woman had seen the suspect masturbating on a northbound E train at 53th Street during the height of the morning rush.


Police released a photo of the suspect in which he appears to be picking his nose.  The man was last seen wearing a light jacket and blue jeans and is believed to be about 50 to 60 years old, 6 feet tall and 200 to 250 pounds.

Anyone with information about him is asked to call Crime Stoppers at 1-800-577-TIPS.




An alternative contact number is 1-800-BOOGER-WANKER





Audio from 1998 and yes, I have the CD:


Opie & Anthony - Hey Masturbator - O&A's Demented World 1998











« Last Edit: October 26, 2017, 07:56:50 PM by Kenny Solomon »
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