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Re: Flaah Rihh Duh
« Reply #30 on: December 20, 2017, 07:31:30 PM »

This is why I don't drink vodka, but I encourage others to.
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« Reply #31 on: December 21, 2017, 04:44:44 PM »

She is not that bad looking that she could not find a guy to give it away to! :rolleyes:
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« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2018, 08:42:34 AM »




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Plantation Key, Florida - FLKeys News (McClatchy) - 11 January 2017  ---  Michael P. Higgins, 38, was taken to Plantation Key jail after his reportedly car hit a pump at the Chevron gas station at mile marker 91.8 and drove off.  A witness at the Chevron told police that Higgins appeared intoxicated.  A Monroe County Sheriff’s Office deputy stopped Higgins’ 2003 BMW convertible at another gas station at mile marker 90, around 2:30 p.m.


Higgins said he thought he hit a sign, and didn’t think he had to stop.  The deputy saw damage to the car’s front, right yellow amber light and paint scrapes on the bumper.

Deputies said they could smell alcohol on Higgins’ breath and his speech was slurred, but the driver refused to take a breath test or conduct field sobriety exercises.  Higgins, without being questioned, volunteered that taking the tests would be pointless since he had been drinking since 1 p.m., according to the arrest affidavit.  This was around 3:15 p.m.




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« Reply #34 on: January 23, 2018, 11:16:43 PM »

At least he didn't hit her with a watermelon - that could have hurt!
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« Reply #35 on: January 27, 2018, 04:29:27 PM »

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« Reply #36 on: January 28, 2018, 09:47:50 AM »

Says I need to log in to read the article.  :mad:
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« Reply #37 on: January 28, 2018, 01:40:39 PM »

Curious...
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« Reply #38 on: January 28, 2018, 03:30:27 PM »

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« Reply #39 on: February 02, 2018, 11:12:59 AM »





"If You Love Somebody Set Them Free"

That's the title of a big-time hit rekkid by Mr. Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner, a.k.a., 'Sting'.




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Bradenton, Florida - The Smoking Gun - 27 January 2018  ---  A domestic dispute between a Florida couple turned violent after one of the men went into the duo's bedroom and played a song by Sting.

According to an incident report, Byron Haynes and Yakeme Moore were arguing in their Bradenton residence Sunday evening when matters escalated and “turned physical.” 

Haynes told police that he went into the bedroom and began playing "If You Love Somebody Set Them Free," a 1985 Sting song containing the lyrics “If you love someone set them free.”  Moore, 26, then began “breaking stuff.....”




Pictured above, Moore was arrested for misdemeanor domestic battery. He is locked up in the county jail on $2500 bond--$500 for the battery count and $2000 for a contempt charge stemming from his failure to appear in court on a 2016 citation for driving without a license.


During police questioning, Moore reportedly admitted grabbing Haynes by the head to keep him from departing, but said he was “not being aggressive just wanted to show him that he loved him.”  Moore copped to tearing Haynes’s shirt, though he claimed that Haynes “busted his lip accidentally on top of his head”.



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« Reply #40 on: February 12, 2018, 08:37:46 PM »




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Bradenton, Florida - The Smoking Gun - 9 February 2018  ---  A 7-Eleven worker was struck in the face with a Cuban sandwich thrown by an aggrieved customer who had complained that the food item was not sufficiently warm, according to cops who arrested the patron for battery.


Corinthian Jones, 19, purchased the sandwich Friday night at a 7-Eleven in Bradenton, Florida.  Jones, got the pressed sandwich to go, a Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report notes.

Jones subsequently “took a couple of bites from one half of the sandwich and discovered it was cold”, a deputy reported.  So Jones returned to 7-Eleven and asked clerk Victoria Vazquez to reheat the Cuban sandwich or return her money.  “The pair got into a verbal altercation at this point.”

Jones later asked Vazquez again to reheat the sandwich, a request to which Vazquez agreed.  But when the 7-Eleven employee reached for the grub, Jones allegedly “threw the sandwich into the victim’s face”.  A witness confirmed Vazquez’s account that she was struck in the face by the Cuban sandwich.

During police questioning, Jones copped to tossing the sandwich, but claimed that Vazquez “caught the sandwich”.  Vazquez “did not sustain any injury from the sandwich” and declined medical treatment.

Charged with misdemeanor battery, Jones was booked into the county jail.  She was released from custody Saturday after posting $120 bond.







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