Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Username: Password:
Pages: [1] 2

Author Topic: Flaah Rihh Duh  (Read 646 times)

Kenny Solomon

  • Political Analyst
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12875
    • View Profile
    • Israel Survival Updates
Flaah Rihh Duh
« on: May 25, 2017, 03:51:36 PM »





Flaah Rihh Duh.

My home state.


Why does this kinda schmitte always happen down here ?

Is there something in our water ?

Or does teh stoopid tend to concentrate in warm weather ?



Quote

Assault and battery ricery.

Vero Beach, Florida - The Smoking Gun & The Indian River County Sheriff's Office - 24 May 2017  ---  A man was found “covered from head to toe in pork fried rice and a red sauce” following an attack yesterday by his ex-girlfriend, according to cops who arrested the woman for domestic battery.

Responding to a disturbance at the China No. 1 restaurant in Vero Beach, a sheriff’s deputy discovered Brian Kusmer, 31, wearing his lunch.  Kusmer said that he was waiting for his former girlfriend, Samantha Wilson, to drop off the couple’s eight-year-old son (whose custody they share).



When Wilson, 30, arrived at the restaurant, the duo argued about Wilson repeatedly keeping the child out of school, according to a police report.  Kusmer told a cop that he asked Wilson to leave the restaurant after she got mad and began screaming at him.

Before departing, however, Wilson allegedly threw a plate of food on Kusmer, who later declined medical attention, but said “the sauce burned a little”.  Kusmer’s account of the incident was backed up by another customer.

During police questioning, Wilson reportedly copped to the pork fried rice battery.  Wilson, police noted, said that she “never physically touched Kusmer she only threw the food at him”.







Crap like this happens every day down here.

E v e r y    d a y.




Examples.

Headlines/links only.



Vero beach again ..... Man Wearing Hot Pink Bra Arrested For Motor Vehicle Violations.

My-Hammie ..... Police arrest The Joker for carrying an evil scary-looking toy that goes bang.

St. Petersburg ..... Woman, 62, and beau, 55, arrested for having sex on the front steps of a Florida dental office.

St. Petersburg again ..... First Nominee For 2017 Stepmom Of The Year Award.

Bradenton ..... We posted this one here at T.A.S.G.:   $25 and an order of.....



More as they come through.




Logged
"I'm ordering our bombers back to 'fail-safe'.  We might have to go through this thing after all." ..... Gen. Beringer, NORAD, Wargames ©1983

Col. Craig

  • Master of My Own Mind
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11359
  • It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide
    • View Profile
    • Hardway Ranch
Re: Flaah Rihh Duh
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2017, 04:46:52 PM »

Just like my old stomping grounds...
Logged
Keeping a list, and checking it twice, of those to visit during the 2nd American Revolution.

Who is Indrid Cold?

Kenny Solomon

  • Political Analyst
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12875
    • View Profile
    • Israel Survival Updates
Re: Flaah Rihh Duh
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2017, 01:27:38 PM »





Gotta go to Hooters.

Need a ride.

Who to choose.....

Cab ?   Nah.

Uber ?   Nope.

Bus ?   That's for losers.

911 ?   Yeah, that's the ticket !




Quote

Florida man faces five years in prison after calling 911 for a ride to Hooters falsely claiming his elderly grandmother had fallen ill in the parking lot.

Merritt Island, Brevard County, Florida - The Daily Mail -  6 June 2017  ---  Jonathan Hinkle, 28, was arrested and taken to Brevard County Jail on Tuesday night in connection to the incident, which happened on March 5th.


Upon receiving the 911 call to take Hinkle to a Hooters in Merritt Island, Florida, police searc..........



Wait.   Hold it.   March 5th  ?   This happened THREE MONTHS AGO and they just grabbed the guy now ?

Somethin' tain't right ovah heah.



Quote

Upon receiving the 911 call to take Hinkle to a Hooters in Merritt Island, Florida, police searched for three hours for his grandmother, 79-year-old Gayle Strickland, before finding her in good health. 

When they finally found her at another location, she said she hasn't had a stroke or asked anyone for help.  Strickland told officers that she had been released from the hospital a few days earlier and had asked Hinkle to pick up his belongings from the place she was staying.

Officers finally caught up with Hinkle in a Burger King parking lot in Cocoa helping his girlfriend fix her car.  Hinkle was arrested on charges of misusing 911 and faces up to five years in prison for the crime.




Found the "sumptin' tain't right"..... Looks like this is our hero's 9th arrest just in Brevard County.

Burglary (three separate times), Grand Theft (two counts), Armed Robbery, DUI (two separate incidents), Evading Police (two separate incidents), Parole Violation (twelve counts over five separate events, with all but two counts being felonies themselves) and now the most recent charge.

But he's a good boy.  Helps kittens cross the street and rescues old ladies from trees.









« Last Edit: June 08, 2017, 02:21:36 PM by Kenny Solomon »
Logged
"I'm ordering our bombers back to 'fail-safe'.  We might have to go through this thing after all." ..... Gen. Beringer, NORAD, Wargames ©1983

Jeff Army vet

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 192
    • View Profile
Re: Flaah Rihh Duh
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2017, 05:52:25 PM »

Something tells me his screws are so loose, most have fallen out. :GWOT
Logged

Kenny Solomon

  • Political Analyst
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12875
    • View Profile
    • Israel Survival Updates
Re: Flaah Rihh Duh
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2017, 06:52:44 PM »





Quote

A Florida woman on a booty call quest showed up at her ex-boyfriend’s home early yesterday morning and, upon discovering another woman in his bed, began pummeling the female victim in the head.


Krystina Joy Rivera, 27, had been sending her former beau text messages about wanting to come over and having sex.  Rivera’s ex, however, did not acknowledge the text messages, investigators noted.

Rivera proceeded to the man’s St. Petersburg residence around 5 AM and somehow “forced her way into” the home via the closed front door.  At the time, Ronald Koch was in bed with his girlfriend Julie Thomas.

Rivera, a Clearwater resident and mother of two, was arrested on a felony charge of burglary with assault or battery (for which she has pleaded not guilty).  Rivera, locked up in advance of a June 13 bond hearing, has been ordered to have no contact with Koch or Thomas.




Arrest document here.





Quote

Ocala, Florida - News6 Orlando - 7 June 2017  ---  Andrew Humphries, 18, was involved in a traffic crash near South U.S. Highway 441 around 7:45 p.m. Wednesday and wandered away from the area.


A witness told the Florida Highway Patrol that Humphries walked up to a vehicle at the Marion County Sheriff's Office South Multi-District Office, pulled the door handle off the vehicle and urinated on it when he couldn't get inside.




Hey boy, whatthehell's wrong with ya ?  Putcher clothes back on !



Wat up wit dat ?





Maybe the two perps could meet each other an........   Heh.   >:D





Logged
"I'm ordering our bombers back to 'fail-safe'.  We might have to go through this thing after all." ..... Gen. Beringer, NORAD, Wargames ©1983

Kenny Solomon

  • Political Analyst
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12875
    • View Profile
    • Israel Survival Updates
Re: Flaah Rihh Duh
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2017, 01:16:27 PM »





But..... But..... No..... Butt.



Quote

Natwaina Clark’s 177 bogus purchases — totaling more than $93,000 — included cosmetic surgery known as a "Brazilian Butt Lift".

Gainesville, Florida - The Gainesville Sun - 14 June 2017  ---  Former City of Gainesville city staff specialist Natwaina Clark, 33, charged her city-issued credit card 136 times for roughly $61,000 in unauthorized charges, used her bosses’ cards at least 36 more times for an additional $31,000, and spent nearly $900 on a coworker’s card five times between November 2015 and March 2017.


Clark, who was hired in August 2015, funneled roughly $41,000 to her personal PayPal account, linked to her bank account, and that $8,500 of it went toward a Brazilian Butt Lift.  The cosmetic surgery procedure uses fat from one part of the body to augment one’s buttocks.

Clark, whose salary was $33,500, was fired from the city March 21, while on a cruise-ship vacation.  She was arrested March 28 and charged with larceny and scheming to defraud, both felonies.

Clark’s legal troubles began before she was hired at the city — and the city’s human resources department knew that when hiring her.  Clark was arrested for similar charges in Leon County on an outstanding warrant in Orange County.

According to notes in an Orlando Police Department investigation, Clark used her then human resources position at Hughes Supply to illegally obtain other employees’ banking and personal information and sold the data to a third party.  She was charged with seven felonies — five counts of fraudulent use of personal identification, scheming to defraud and burglary of a structure.




But(t), she always and forever votes 'D', so all will be forgiven this time too.

What do I mean ?

Those seven felony charges..... all she got was probation.

Really.

Pleaded 'no contest' too.




Logged
"I'm ordering our bombers back to 'fail-safe'.  We might have to go through this thing after all." ..... Gen. Beringer, NORAD, Wargames ©1983

Kenny Solomon

  • Political Analyst
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12875
    • View Profile
    • Israel Survival Updates
Re: Flaah Rihh Duh
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2017, 11:45:01 AM »




Quote

An argument with his mother over a cheeseburger resulted in the arrest of a Florida man on a domestic battery charge.

St. Petersburg, Florida - The Smoking Gun - 13 June 2017  ---  Noah Sullivan-Lincoln, 19, quarreled with his 57-year-old mother in the kitchen of the family’s St. Petersburg home. During the dispute, Sullivan-Lincoln “spat in the face of the victim as they were arguing in the kitchen of their home over a cheeseburger”.


Sullivan-Lincoln “smacked the cheeseburger out of the victim’s hand and in that process he struck her arm and hand”.  After being read his rights, Sullivan-Lincoln confessed to the attack.






Wait..... This happened at their home ?..... I thought the event was at The Olympia Restaurant:   'Cheesburger cheeseburger cheeseburger, chips chips chips, spit spit smack !'

 >:D  :cool:  :p




Logged
"I'm ordering our bombers back to 'fail-safe'.  We might have to go through this thing after all." ..... Gen. Beringer, NORAD, Wargames ©1983

Jeff Army vet

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 192
    • View Profile
Re: Flaah Rihh Duh
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2017, 10:02:42 PM »

This year's winner of the craziest criminal must go to a young man who I saw on Live PD (A&E) the other day. I forgot what he was arrested for, but he was handcuffed behind his back and while he was being walked to the squad car, he said he was thirsty and asked for a drink of water. The officer told him he would get one. Just a few seconds after the door to the squad was closed, the LEOs observed that the young man had somehow gotten the cuffs to the front of his body, unzipped his pants and was fellating himself. When asked what he was doing, he told the officers that he was thirsty and and often drank his ejaculate. Those weren't his words, but some of the readers here might be sensitive.

Thank G_d this wasn't in Florida!
http://www.theamericansurvivalguide.com/smforum/Smileys/default/worthless.gif   No, they didn't show anything on TV either.
Logged

Col. Craig

  • Master of My Own Mind
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11359
  • It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide
    • View Profile
    • Hardway Ranch
Re: Flaah Rihh Duh
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2017, 11:15:24 PM »

Wish I had a spine that limber!  Last night I went to bed with a kink in my back and this morning I wake up paralyzed.  I have an open account with my chiropractor nowadays - I get 'walk-in' service while everyone else has to make an appointment.  :mad:
Logged
Keeping a list, and checking it twice, of those to visit during the 2nd American Revolution.

Who is Indrid Cold?

Lew

  • Always Watching
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2043
    • View Profile
Re: Flaah Rihh Duh
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2017, 10:03:46 AM »

Well, Col., Stop trying to copy the guy in the back of the cop car and you might not have a bad back.....
Logged
Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation, for it is better to be alone than in bad company. ~ George Washington


"In God we Trust.  All others, we watch."

Col. Craig

  • Master of My Own Mind
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11359
  • It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide
    • View Profile
    • Hardway Ranch
Re: Flaah Rihh Duh
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2017, 09:47:53 PM »

Well, Col., Stop trying to copy the guy in the back of the cop car and you might not have a bad back.....
Oh, I don't need to crunch at all - its so long it wakes me up to go pee by thumping on my chest!   O0
Logged
Keeping a list, and checking it twice, of those to visit during the 2nd American Revolution.

Who is Indrid Cold?

soot shooter

  • Sergeant at Arms
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9545
  • SGT at Arms
    • View Profile
Re: Flaah Rihh Duh
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2017, 04:58:46 PM »

Just a wet dream that is Evil Sam doing the thumping!!!!   :bk
Logged
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS
 PGRNY9 RIDING IN MEMORY OF DAD USN AM CHARLES JENKINS
 RIDING WITH RESPECT

Col. Craig

  • Master of My Own Mind
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11359
  • It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide
    • View Profile
    • Hardway Ranch
Re: Flaah Rihh Duh
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2017, 10:33:11 PM »

Just a wet dream that is Evil Sam doing the thumping!!!!   :bk

...  oh ...
Logged
Keeping a list, and checking it twice, of those to visit during the 2nd American Revolution.

Who is Indrid Cold?

Kenny Solomon

  • Political Analyst
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12875
    • View Profile
    • Israel Survival Updates
Re: Flaah Rihh Duh
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2017, 10:26:15 AM »





Vero Beach, Florida

1 July 2017


Courtesy of The Smoking Gun




   
Latonya Daugherty and her brother Eddie Yaddow.
Photos courtesy of IRCSO.



Pregnant Woman Arrested For Cupcake Battery









Yes, they were both arrested.




Flaah Rihh Duh





Logged
"I'm ordering our bombers back to 'fail-safe'.  We might have to go through this thing after all." ..... Gen. Beringer, NORAD, Wargames ©1983

soot shooter

  • Sergeant at Arms
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9545
  • SGT at Arms
    • View Profile
Re: Flaah Rihh Duh
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2017, 03:22:25 PM »

And people wonder why the average cop become cynical. How do you type this with a straight face?
Logged
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS
 PGRNY9 RIDING IN MEMORY OF DAD USN AM CHARLES JENKINS
 RIDING WITH RESPECT
Pages: [1] 2